dudes

CLEAVAGE god gave men both a peen and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

SOON very soon

DUCKFACE not just for girls anymore

BEING GAY still not as gay as twilight

LOOKING TOUGH you're doing it wrong.

DAMMIT! why are these trolls after me!

BIRTH CONTROL. still want to argue that it's unecessary?

KNOCK YOURSELF OUT

HEY, LADIES show us some respect.

RELAXING BATH a good way of chillin' and bondin' with the dudes.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN... that dude with the upside down cross burnt into his forehead notices the dude with the right side up cros in his forehead.

DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS but it's still a better love story than twilight

YOUR GAYDAR IS BROKEN those are all dudes