duct tape

WTF! he only has 3 toes?

DUCT TAPE it can fix the universe

STAPLE GUNS because duct tape can't make that "kaCHUNK" noise.

SILENCE is golden, duct tape is silver

GULLIBILITY does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

DUCT TAPE there's your advertisement right there

THIS PROJECT cost 2 million

WHY TO USE A CHAIR when you have duct tape?

PROBLEM SOLVED

BRAZILIAN if she didn't have it before, she will now!

TAX DOLLARS hard at work