duct tape

TAX DOLLARS hard at work

DUCT TAPE an important part of looking your best

DUCT TAPE there can never be enough of it

BRAZILIAN if she didn't have it before, she will now!

WHY TO USE A CHAIR when you have duct tape?

PASSENGER go home you're drunk!

STAPLE GUNS because duct tape can't make that "kaCHUNK" noise.

PROBLEM SOLVED

DUCT TAPE it can fix the universe

TROLLIN You're doing it right

DUCT TAPE there's your advertisement right there

SILENCE is golden, duct tape is silver