TAX DOLLARS hard at work
DUCT TAPE an important part of looking your best
DUCT TAPE there can never be enough of it
BRAZILIAN if she didn't have it before, she will now!
WHY TO USE A CHAIR when you have duct tape?
PASSENGER go home you're drunk!
STAPLE GUNS because duct tape can't make that "kaCHUNK" noise.
PROBLEM SOLVED
DUCT TAPE it can fix the universe
TROLLIN You're doing it right
DUCT TAPE there's your advertisement right there
SILENCE is golden, duct tape is silver