drugs

WEED it was easier to get in the old days

THE ROLLING STONES proof that drugs don't always kill people, since 1962

STOP flattering yourselves

HAVING A BAD DAY?

WILLY WONKA he's a real b*tch when he smokes crack

PEER PRESSURE take the drugs girl, you'll be skinny forever

OH WOW MAN Dude, where are the carrots I'm starvin'

METH not even once

DRUG DIET it works

It's why Amy Winehouse is famous, right?

CAN ANYONE TELL ME... Nah, forget it, it's the LSD I took.

THIS WILL SAVE YOU FROM ZOMBIES Marijuana Will Not

But his constant use of Charlie Sheen transformed him. Transformed him into a warlock who shape-shifted into a...

Being a magical unicorn that could carry a man and a half was great, and everything was just chugging along quite nicely.

But then other people started taking Charlie Sheen and couldn't handle it.

The Gods of Chaos became worried that Charlie Sheen would attempt to dethrone them.

And the battle for craziest bastard rages on...

RIGHT... So apparently it wasn't a good time to hit the bong again...

MOTHERS DAY GIFTS It's the thought that counts