dracula

BADASS no vampire can measure up,

ALSO a bond villain, Count Dracula, and a metal singer who killed Nazis in WWII.

REAL VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE

DRACULA VS. TWILIGHT they both break into the bedrooms of teenage girls

STILL not as gay as Twilight

BUT I DO you begin with twilight.

POPE DRACULA Have Faith in HIm

DRACULA He just saw Twilight

JUXTAPOSITION it WINS

WEEGEE EXPLAINED