DRACULA VS. TWILIGHT they both break into the bedrooms of teenage girls
DRACULA He just saw Twilight
REAL VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE
BUT I DO you begin with twilight.
BADASS no vampire can measure up,
POPE DRACULA Have Faith in HIm
ALSO a bond villain, Count Dracula, and a metal singer who killed Nazis in WWII.
WEEGEE EXPLAINED
STILL not as gay as Twilight
JUXTAPOSITION it WINS
