dracula

DRACULA He just saw Twilight

BUT I DO you begin with twilight.

BADASS no vampire can measure up,

STILL not as gay as Twilight

ALSO a bond villain, Count Dracula, and a metal singer who killed Nazis in WWII.

POPE DRACULA Have Faith in HIm

JUXTAPOSITION it WINS

DRACULA VS. TWILIGHT they both break into the bedrooms of teenage girls

REAL VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE

WEEGEE EXPLAINED