SEEMS LEGIT
WHAT MAGIC IS THIS?!
NARNIA it's closer by than you think
THE SHINING dog edition
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
FLOOR SWITCH it may kill you, or open a secret door.
THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE when you forget the keys, after you locked the door to your house.
GLORY HOLES now with directions
SO I THREW IT ON THE GROUND
COME IN I've been expecting you
HE'S NOT A PUPPY ANYMORE get him a bigger door
REMOVE THAT F*ING DOOR from my face
