disease

YOU REALLY should have that looked at

HAND & MOUTH DISEASE because lord knows what else she's shoved in there...

SAFE SEX There is such a thing as too cautious

FOOT IN MOUTH DISEASE it's spreading

NO TIME TO CATCH YOUR OWN no problem

YOUR MEDS Please take them.

VIRGIN a week later, he realizes she probably wasn't one...

FLU SHOTS Get one, or we'll set you on fire.

BEING A CHILD it's a disease now