dead

HEY MOM.... remember that goldfish we thought was dead

THEN NIETZSCHE SAID "Dude, that joke is getting really old. Find some new material"

CHEVY CAMARO I guess bailouts can resurrect the dead

UNFORTUNATELY, James failed at making Victor's death look like an accident and is currently serving life behind bars.

RESPECT FOR THE DEAD. you're doing it wrong, scumbags

WTH? I swear I left my career here somewhere...

CSI best show ever