darth vader

SCALE Upon arriving on Earth, Vader realized that he miscalculated badly

EPIC FAIL FAIL Everybody know that image was in negative

B*TCH PLEASE

CHOCOLATE now Darth Vader's favorite food

AREN'T YOU A LITTLE SHORT TO BE A STORMTROOPER?

YOUR LACK OF FACE I find it disturbing

DARTH COFEEMAKER come to the dark roast

THERE IS a disturbance in the force,

CROSSOVER what is it about this word that confuses you?

NON INTERFERENCE DIRECTIVE if it weren't for that, Spock would definitely help.

REGRET I gave up banging natalie portman for this?

THE DARTH SIDE OF THE MOON Includes the number one hit: "The Death Star in the Sky."

DUDE! spoiler alert

OTHER REASONS FOR STRIPPING: Your boyfriend is in jail, your home has been levelled, and your brother got his hand cut off in a turf war, leaving you to look after two droids and a wookie