dangerous

BEWARE of cows eating cars

BUTT GRAB it's probably not a good idea...

SNEEZING would be bad timing

THIS TOILET should be avoided at all costs

THIS THING RIGHT HERE is why they tell you not to stick your hands in machinery.

FAPPING CAN BE DANGEROUS

THOSE DAMN KIDS I'll show them.

HIGH-FIVES they're dangerous,

SHARKS they'll get you, even at home

SKULL & CROSSBONES SNUGGIE for when you want to be dangerous, yet cuddly

YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND she was over last night. She was looking for you