danger

A.E.D adorable explosive device

ATTENTION PASSENGERS Sharks can now fly

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

OH YEAH I AM the danger

WRONG Eating after midnight makes mogwais dangerous. Gremlins are always dangerous.

TEXTING DANGEROUS EVEN FOR PLAYSKOOL

HELLO KITTY Is sick of your crap.

AIR BAGS Safety first

HUNGRY HIPPOS You're playing it wrong

SQUIRRELS + COFFEE Dear god, help us.

FRIENDS Encouraging even in times of utmost peril

'THAT' STREET Even the cops aren't safe

PEDESTRIANS look out down there.

FLYING SHARK The last time birds made fun of him