cross

YO DAWG sup?

WHY DID THE FISH CROSS THE ROAD? because he friggin' could!

ARCHBISHOP of New Jersey

TRAGEDY in some cases it can be avoided by something as simple as the push of a button.

COME AT ME all ye faithful

THEN AGAIN, ...there were some holes in the program once rebooted.

BACKUP In case that whole "hold up a cross" doesn't work on those vampires.

CHRISTIAN BALE? yes, that's me

CROSS USB DRIVE Because Jesus Saves