crocs

THE SMOKESCREEN doesn't hide the fact that you're wearing crocs

CROCS This is what desperate looks like

CROCS Even an epic BBQ smoke mushroom cloud can't hide your hideousness

FASHION CAT Listen to him.

Tunnel This!

CROCS safe and effective birth control

ON SECOND THOUGHT... let's just get them out of the house

POOR KERNING a close runner up

I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH to allow you to go into public looking like this

TOTALLY but if you do when you sport a retared hairstyle, crocs and saggy, overly long pants; I will end you