crime

'THAT' STREET Even the cops aren't safe

...SO IS damaging public property

FIVE DOLLARS The difference between your son visiting prison or living in prison

CRIME I will fight it

AS ARE over half the people on the internet

WELL it helps distract his enemies

BEING OLD it's a serious crime

HOLD ON.... I think i recognize him......

CRIME DOESN'T PAY so unpaid internships should be illegal.

I BET IF YOU PUT THOSE WIGS ON CRIMINALS instead of your lawyers there would be a lot less crime