crash

LANDING you're doing it wrong.

NOW EVERYONE CAN FLY! except this pilot

CHICKEN the hard part is knowing when to flinch. the easy part is wetting your pants.

WAAIITT FOR ITTTT...

FLYING PIZZA I'm sure you didn't expect that would happen

PARKING you're doing it wrong.

IN THE EVENT OF A CRASH-- some of you will die over here and some of you will die over there.

FAILTRUCK Your shipment of fail has been delivered

HERBIE Was never quite the same.

LANDING any landing you can walk away from is a good one.

WELL--- there's your problem

GRAVITY thou art a heartless b*tch