crash

NOW EVERYONE CAN FLY! except this pilot

GRAVITY thou art a heartless b*tch

LANDING any landing you can walk away from is a good one.

PARKING you're doing it wrong.

WELL THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM

LANDING you're doing it wrong.

IN THE EVENT OF A CRASH-- some of you will die over here and some of you will die over there.

CHICKEN the hard part is knowing when to flinch. the easy part is wetting your pants.

WELL, THAT ISNT PROMISING.