WAIT... you mean you don't actually have to read all of that crap?!
HE CAN FLY. oh crap.
OH CRAP my stick broke
OH CLAP
CHRISTMAS next time just give me money
SEEMS LEGIT
"FRIDAY" now a wonderful classic song
DOES ANYONE HAVE A GUN I COULD BORROW?
DAMNIT! it's gonna be one of those kinds of fridays
HELLO KITTY Is sick of your crap.
AWW CRAP! Lord Vader's going to be pissed
MCRAP best product name ever
