WHAT? mom said go outside and play.
COUCH Now, safer than sleeping with your wife.
250 CABLE CHANNELS and there's nothing on tv
HOW DO YOU SIT ON THIS? eggtremely carefully
TROLL CUSHION u jealous?
A COUCH you forgot to buy one, Mr. Bigshot
IM STUCK
ARE YOU KIDDING? it's horrible
GOTHIC Once you go Black you never go back
MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN'
