OR our parents couldn't afford more than 1 couch, jerk.
IM STUCK
A COUCH you forgot to buy one, Mr. Bigshot
TROLL CUSHION u jealous?
COUCH Now, safer than sleeping with your wife.
ARE YOU KIDDING? it's horrible
250 CABLE CHANNELS and there's nothing on tv
LIKE A BOSS
WHAT? mom said go outside and play.
