couch

MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN'

LIKE A BOSS

LITTLE KNOWN FACT: penguins are quite difficult to break up with.

250 CABLE CHANNELS and there's nothing on tv

ARE YOU KIDDING? it's horrible

HOW DO YOU SIT ON THIS? eggtremely carefully

GOTHIC Once you go Black you never go back

OR our parents couldn't afford more than 1 couch, jerk.

WHAT? mom said go outside and play.

COUCH Now, safer than sleeping with your wife.

TROLL CUSHION u jealous?