MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN'
LIKE A BOSS
LITTLE KNOWN FACT: penguins are quite difficult to break up with.
250 CABLE CHANNELS and there's nothing on tv
ARE YOU KIDDING? it's horrible
HOW DO YOU SIT ON THIS? eggtremely carefully
GOTHIC Once you go Black you never go back
OR our parents couldn't afford more than 1 couch, jerk.
WHAT? mom said go outside and play.
COUCH Now, safer than sleeping with your wife.
TROLL CUSHION u jealous?