consumerism

WE HAD AIR GUITARS IN MY DAY and were grateful for them!

NO,THANKS I'll be eating out tonight

BLACK FRIDAY the deals just get better and better

SOFA KING Our prices are Sofa King low!

CAMO SNUGGIE Because you don't want your friends to see you in one.

DENIAL Because it's definitely the showerhead's fault.

MARKETING Know your target audience

DISAPPOINTMENT The greatest Gift of All

THE GIFT THAT SAYS Eff the Poor

ONLY IN VEGAS ...does Larry get to wash and then dirty his drawers in the same location