consumerism

MARKETING Know your target audience

NO,THANKS I'll be eating out tonight

ONLY IN VEGAS ...does Larry get to wash and then dirty his drawers in the same location

BLACK FRIDAY the deals just get better and better

DISAPPOINTMENT The greatest Gift of All

WE HAD AIR GUITARS IN MY DAY and were grateful for them!

THE GIFT THAT SAYS Eff the Poor

CAMO SNUGGIE Because you don't want your friends to see you in one.

DENIAL Because it's definitely the showerhead's fault.

SOFA KING Our prices are Sofa King low!