confusing

PERCEPTION

THE HONEYMOON BEGINS as soon as I figure out how to get out of this

SEX WITH MERMAIDS Once you get past second base, you realize, "Wait, how the hell do I...?"

GODDAMMIT Why did you put that sign there?

Tunnel This!

THIS WORLD I just...don't...know anymore

PETER LONDON confusing lesbians and straight men since 1982

GRAMMAR it's confusing

DAY 143 I have studied the humans for months now, examining their move. Yet still they confound me.