MY MOM wants a grandson real bad
TRUE STORY BRO
CONDOMS I'd Rather use it than stare at it all night
MISTAKES Learn from them.
SLIMY YET SATISFYING hakuna matata
SOME OF US were wanted, not like you, I guess
GRANDKIDS that's one way to get them.
BECAUSE YOUR HAND also needs protection
CONDOM WITHIN A CONDOM contraception
THE RESERVOIR TIP is for your sap.
THE ONLY USE that boy will ever find for a condom
MEMORIES are the only things we really own
WHAT KIND OF A NAME Is Phoebe Cho?
NOW YOU KNOW how your no-no tube feels
DUMBASS never use your teeth to open a condom wrapper
