BECAUSE YOUR HAND also needs protection
MISTAKES Learn from them.
TRUE STORY BRO
THE RESERVOIR TIP is for your sap.
DOES NOBODY see what's written on the whiteboard?!
NOW YOU KNOW how your no-no tube feels
SOME OF US were wanted, not like you, I guess
THIS IS UNREALISTIC no one would let a condom expire
THAT MOMENT when the condom breaks
SILLY CONDOM you're not a balloon, get down from there.
THE ONLY USE that boy will ever find for a condom
CONDOMS I'd Rather use it than stare at it all night
CONDOM USE not entirely what your parents meant
DUMBASS never use your teeth to open a condom wrapper
MEMORIES are the only things we really own
