SILLY CONDOM you're not a balloon, get down from there.
SLIMY YET SATISFYING hakuna matata
DOES NOBODY see what's written on the whiteboard?!
NOW YOU KNOW how your no-no tube feels
THAT MOMENT when the condom breaks
SOME OF US were wanted, not like you, I guess
WHAT KIND OF A NAME Is Phoebe Cho?
MISTAKES Learn from them.
GRANDKIDS that's one way to get them.
THE RESERVOIR TIP is for your sap.
MY MOM wants a grandson real bad
MEMORIES are the only things we really own
THE ONLY USE that boy will ever find for a condom
A CONDOM he wishes he used one
TRUE STORY BRO
