computers

IF YOU FORGOT TO PLUG THE KEYBOARD Just press F2

SILLY REDNECKS computers run on bacon, not sausage,

THE COMPUTER It's a homo's devil machine

FACT You will check your keyboard

FEAR NOT CITIZENS I shall fix the internets!

I BEG TO DIFFER I'm using chrome

MICROMANAGE like a BIOS

EMO-NERD Why just be a part of one socially outcast group when you can be in two?

CROTCHETY OLD MEN They like pr0n too

PWWWEEEZZZZ Let me see the nudies again

WAIT You had to have notice the tie bomber to make that statement...

ALIENWARE because their prices are out of this world.