WELL THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM
REALITY you are probably not cybering with her
MOTHERBOARD every computer has one
RED-NECKS need to destroy that magic h0m0-devil machine
THEN AGAIN, ...there were some holes in the program once rebooted.
IF YOU REMEMBER THIS you're really, really old
HORRIBLE her computer desktop is a complete mess
YOUR MOUSE you forgot to feed it.
EXERCISE see what happens when you leave your computer
MINECRAFT You're...Yep, still doing it wrong
OUTSIDE I'm not familiar with it.
MEANWHILE... I have no idea