FAPPING CAN BE DANGEROUS
IN SOVIET RUSSIA monkey spanks you
NO, IT'S NOT
A BOYS 1ST EXPERIENCE thanks, dad
KISSING DICK someone has to take the initiative
RIDING THE SAUSAGE has from now two meanings
IMMORTAL KOMBAT impossible to get a fatality
WOLVERIENE Reasons he should be in children's cartoons
BON APPETIT
BLACKOUTS They happen to the best of us.
HER ASS the perfect distraction
I CAN'T GET SWINGING DICK that comma changes everything
WHAT IS THAT?
GIVE A SISTER A BREAK give her a tumble
