comic

MEANWHILE in Canada

THREESOMES he's not interested.

CHILDREN your jedi mind tricks won't work on them

IN SOVIET RUSSIA penis laugh at you

GOOGLE+

HE JUST GOT the loudest boner

IRONY please take it seriously.

REAL LIFE GARFIELD Do not try this at home.

REACH OF ADVERTISING you can't escape it.

DOESN'T MATTER had sex

WORST. NAME. EVER.

CULTURAL STEREOTYPES now enforced by law

WELL IS IT?

NOW EVERYONE, take notes

YEP. IT'S MONDAY