MEANWHILE in Canada
THREESOMES he's not interested.
CHILDREN your jedi mind tricks won't work on them
IN SOVIET RUSSIA penis laugh at you
GOOGLE+
HE JUST GOT the loudest boner
IRONY please take it seriously.
REAL LIFE GARFIELD Do not try this at home.
REACH OF ADVERTISING you can't escape it.
DOESN'T MATTER had sex
WORST. NAME. EVER.
CULTURAL STEREOTYPES now enforced by law
WELL IS IT?
NOW EVERYONE, take notes
YEP. IT'S MONDAY