YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE don't deny it
PLEASE won't someone think of the children
UGLY CHILDREN You don't have to keep 'em no more
A MODEST PROPOSAL The smarter way to dine.
GO AHEAD, HAVE YOUR FUN it's always the children who suffer
OTHER PEOPLE'S CHILDREN this guy wants to bury one in concrete
FAVOURITE CHILDREN there's always one
ULTIMATE DAREDEVIL when you're willing to risk not just your own life but the lives of other people's children
INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION Because children need to be taught the value of a hard day's work.
EATING GIFTED CHILDREN raises your I.Q.
