children

PLEASE won't someone think of the children

CHILDREN'S MENU now servin g alcohol between 11 a.m. and 11 p.m.

CHILDREN they always take the best napping spots.

NOTHING SAYS LOVE QUITE LIKE A TATTOO OF YOUR CHILD STRANGLING HERSELF

UGLY CHILDREN You don't have to keep 'em no more

SO INSENSITIVE don't they know they are jobless adults out there?

INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION Because children need to be taught the value of a hard day's work.

CHILDREN never underestimate their ability to get into more trouble

YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE don't deny it

EATING GIFTED CHILDREN raises your I.Q.

RESPONSIBILITY You really shouldn't laugh, but, this is kinda funny!

A MODEST PROPOSAL The smarter way to dine.

HOBO SO HOMELESS he can't afford a face,

AMERICA Where a disaster can become a children's obstacle course.

PRIORITIES Take the picture, then save your child from being eaten alive.