chair

SHADOWS this chair does not need them

CONSCIOUSNESS that annoying time between this nap and the next one

ALIEN VS PREDATOR not what I expected

PRODUCTIVE CAT yep, that's about as productive as they get

THIS LADY should be high-fived in the face with a chair for having to ask the audience

THE PARTY DON'T START till I roll in

LIKE A BOSS

IMPENDING DOOM it's just a matter of time.