YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
HELLO KITTY Is sick of your crap.
REAL MEN are apparently stupid and will probably die young
BRUCE CAMPBELL the only man, man enough to reload a double-barreled shotgun with a chainsaw.
ZOMBIES! we are ready for them, and look bada$$ in the process
USEFUL ADVICE this sure is some.
ACCIDENTS that's how they happen
REAL MEN They shave with a chainsaw