celeb

THAT IS BECAUSE he is an orc

HOUSE TELLING YOU TO BE HAPPY your argument is invalid.

DECEPTION

COMIC SANS no even once

SARAH JESSICA PARKER A candid shot.

MADONNA Not as hot as she use to be

KILL A CELEBRITY It increases the National I.Q.

OBVIOUSLY, THE "BEFORE" IS MISSING... these would be "during and after" not sure about the order though

I'M GANDALF AND MAGNETO your argument is invalid

YOU KNOW YOU DRANK TOO MUCH When you wake up beside Sarah Jessica Parker

I Suspect It Was Col. Mustard in the Dining Room With the Lead Pipe

ACTUALLY.... it's hanukkah fool!