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HERE YOU GO now get back to work

ARTIFACT +25% magic resistance, +2 defense, -1 speed, -30% vulnerability against cheeseburger, +100% damage against dictator.

21 OF HEARTS blackjack's headshot

Tunnel This!

THE BRO CARD he'll never get his

CONTEXT is there ANY in which this is ok?

HEY, HALLMARK! try to beat this card.

JUST SAYING you have 2 cards in blackjack...you will always lose, as you go over 21

I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT my big hairy ?unt

HOLOGRAPHIC CHARIZARD king of elementary school

Tunnel This!

MOLESTING you need a license.