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21 OF HEARTS blackjack's headshot

Tunnel This!

THE BRO CARD he'll never get his

JUST SAYING you have 2 cards in blackjack...you will always lose, as you go over 21

CONTEXT is there ANY in which this is ok?

HOLOGRAPHIC CHARIZARD king of elementary school

Tunnel This!

HERE YOU GO now get back to work

HEY, HALLMARK! try to beat this card.

MOLESTING you need a license.

ARTIFACT +25% magic resistance, +2 defense, -1 speed, -30% vulnerability against cheeseburger, +100% damage against dictator.

I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT my big hairy ?unt