card

MOLESTING you need a license.

ARTIFACT +25% magic resistance, +2 defense, -1 speed, -30% vulnerability against cheeseburger, +100% damage against dictator.

THE BRO CARD he'll never get his

CONTEXT is there ANY in which this is ok?

21 OF HEARTS blackjack's headshot

Tunnel This!

HERE YOU GO now get back to work

HOLOGRAPHIC CHARIZARD king of elementary school

Tunnel This!

HEY, HALLMARK! try to beat this card.

I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT my big hairy ?unt

JUST SAYING you have 2 cards in blackjack...you will always lose, as you go over 21