car

HELLO-- allstate?

BOB'S CAR WASH

ENDURANCE time heals all wounds, but is also the workhorse of entropy.

OVERSTEER she can help you with that

FEMINISTS They ain't what they used to be

IF YOUR GOING TO FAIL fail in such a way that it becomes a win

SHOCK ABSORBER STRESS TEST formerly known as planking

THE CAR a hell of a lot rarer than what's between her legs

MARRIAGE because flat tires don't change themselves.

STUBBORNNESS when you'd rather put more effort in getting someone to do a task than it would take for you to do the task yourself.

LIKE A BOSS

BULK BUYING... has never been so easy.