car

SHOPPING CART MAN at your service

YOUR CAR will never be as cool as a chocobo

LITTLE KNOWN FACT: Male lions often attack humans under the guise of providing roadside assistance.

WELL THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM

PEDOBEAR would like to make you an offer on this fine vehicle

HECK NO all ahead full, I brought my shotgun

LIKE A BOAT

IN SOVIET RUSSIA car pimps you

'MONEY CAN'T BUY HAPPINESS' on second thought, it probably can

SMART CARS don't fart in them

HATERS are gonna hate

WHAT CAN POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

LIKE A BOSS