DR EVIL would you like it in 5s? 10s? or ?
CAPITALISM F##k Yeah
THE ECONOMY It's this bad.
INDIVIDUALITY You will never have it.
BLACK FRIDAY the deals just get better and better
LIGHT CYCLE POOR MAN'S EDITION
TRUE CAPITALISM hasn't been practiced in either country for a very long time
YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS to guess which one is a millionaire
OUTLET PRICES Drive 3 hours to save a penny
COPS In the line of duty
ONLY 1 CUSTOMER But she's been here 37 times today
LITTLE GREEN BALLS OF DEATH Avoid them, even if they're on sale
MARKETING Know your target audience
FIVE DOLLARS The difference between your son visiting prison or living in prison
