EATING GIFTED CHILDREN raises your I.Q.
A MODEST PROPOSAL The smarter way to dine.
VIOLATORS Are delicious
SHALL I TOSS HER IN?
CHOCOLATE PEOPLE It's your own fault for being so darned delicious.
PUNCTUATION It saves lives
THE DORKFISH Resorts to canibalism when food is scarce.
JONATHAN SWIFT begs to differ
WELL, IF YOU INSIST
BABIES Low in nutritional value
IT ONCE WAS HUEY, DEWEY, LOUIE, AND FRED but fred was a trouble maker
