EATING GIFTED CHILDREN raises your I.Q.
SHALL I TOSS HER IN?
THE DORKFISH Resorts to canibalism when food is scarce.
PUNCTUATION It saves lives
VIOLATORS Are delicious
IT ONCE WAS HUEY, DEWEY, LOUIE, AND FRED but fred was a trouble maker
JONATHAN SWIFT begs to differ
WELL, IF YOU INSIST
A MODEST PROPOSAL The smarter way to dine.
BABIES Low in nutritional value
CHOCOLATE PEOPLE It's your own fault for being so darned delicious.
