A MODEST PROPOSAL The smarter way to dine.
WELL, IF YOU INSIST
IT ONCE WAS HUEY, DEWEY, LOUIE, AND FRED but fred was a trouble maker
VIOLATORS Are delicious
JONATHAN SWIFT begs to differ
BABIES Low in nutritional value
PUNCTUATION It saves lives
THE DORKFISH Resorts to canibalism when food is scarce.
SHALL I TOSS HER IN?
EATING GIFTED CHILDREN raises your I.Q.
CHOCOLATE PEOPLE It's your own fault for being so darned delicious.
