CHOCOLATE PEOPLE It's your own fault for being so darned delicious.
THE DORKFISH Resorts to canibalism when food is scarce.
IT ONCE WAS HUEY, DEWEY, LOUIE, AND FRED but fred was a trouble maker
JONATHAN SWIFT begs to differ
BABIES Low in nutritional value
EATING GIFTED CHILDREN raises your I.Q.
A MODEST PROPOSAL The smarter way to dine.
VIOLATORS Are delicious
SHALL I TOSS HER IN?
WELL, IF YOU INSIST
PUNCTUATION It saves lives
