CHOCOLATE PEOPLE It's your own fault for being so darned delicious.
THE DORKFISH Resorts to canibalism when food is scarce.
WELL, IF YOU INSIST
EATING GIFTED CHILDREN raises your I.Q.
A MODEST PROPOSAL The smarter way to dine.
IT ONCE WAS HUEY, DEWEY, LOUIE, AND FRED but fred was a trouble maker
PUNCTUATION It saves lives
VIOLATORS Are delicious
BABIES Low in nutritional value
JONATHAN SWIFT begs to differ
SHALL I TOSS HER IN?
