bruce campbell

IS THAT Bruce Campbell?

BRUCE CAMPBELL there's a 100% chance your mother has slept with him.

... dad?

BRUCE CAMPBELL the only man, man enough to reload a double-barreled shotgun with a chainsaw.

ASH WEDNESDAY? you didn't have to go to all that trouble on my behalf

ASH WEDNESDAY Let's make every Wendnesdsy an Ash Wednesday

BRUCE CAMPBELL Chuck Norris can kill you quickly, but Bruce can talk you into doing it yourself

YOU SIR have not seen my mother

WHAT EVER DOESN'T KILL ME had better start running