bruce campbell

... dad?

BRUCE CAMPBELL the only man, man enough to reload a double-barreled shotgun with a chainsaw.

WHAT EVER DOESN'T KILL ME had better start running

YOU SIR have not seen my mother

BRUCE CAMPBELL Chuck Norris can kill you quickly, but Bruce can talk you into doing it yourself

IS THAT Bruce Campbell?

BRUCE CAMPBELL there's a 100% chance your mother has slept with him.

ASH WEDNESDAY Let's make every Wendnesdsy an Ash Wednesday

ASH WEDNESDAY? you didn't have to go to all that trouble on my behalf