booze

MILK the gateway drug to alcoholism

BAD CHOICES this is definitely one of them

TEACHER'S erasing memories since 1830.

MY THERAPIST'S NAME? vodka

PACK UP we're going to Wisconsin

VISION he won't have any soon

QUESTION? What took so long for this idea?

JUICE BOX you're doing it right.

GENIUS

INCORRECT no irishman would have that many full beers and groan about it.