GENIUS Using your cocaine as bookends.
TRUTH IN ADVERTISING Some books tell it like it is
PIZZA ROLLS They'll cost you
SPOILER ALERT! No need to buy the book then...
INDEED I'm gonna get sh*tfaced on knowledged
NEVER JUDGE A BOOK By its..... You know what never mind put it down now.
MYSTERY books
I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING
FIRST HARRY POTTER CAME OUT IN 1997 first twilight came out in 2005.
THE ELDERLY Who cares about them?
