bones

I HAVE THE WEIRDEST bone structure right now

BORKED When you break s**t so bad, you break the words to describe it too.

PHYSICAL Jim, I just gave you one yesterday

RULE 34: no exceptions

MOON SHOES breaking kids' ankles since 1990

SHAME follows experimentation

WINGS if you use them to lift something, you can't fly anymore

GINGERS apparently lack souls and bones

BONES "He's dead, Jim!"