bizarre

TORTURE who needs waterboarding? nuts seem to work nicely

DONALD DUCK IN ARABIC Wait...is he roasting pork sausages?

IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE I swear

UMMM yep, I got nothing

WHAT IS THAT?

NAILED IT

IF IT'S NECESSARY to "lure him away" from the pool boy, you've got some other issues

OMG even the animal kingdom is shocked by Snookie

DYSLEXIA?

MONKEY BUSINESS is trying to improve customer relations

PHOTOBOMBING lessons begin this afternoon

NECROPHILIA there are guides now?