CORRELATION the probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
ZOMBIE WEDDING you may now bite the bride
DAT AZZ!
SOME MEN just want to watch the world burn
YUMMY Om Nom Nom
Editor's Note: a camel takes yet another zoo goer.
DAT ASS
QUICK! get someone to suck the poison out.
SOUP you can bite it now
I CAN'T EAT THIS a human has taken a bite out of it
SELF-DEFENCE POLICY float like a butterfly, sting like a bee and if all else fails, bite like a bear
