bikini

SHADE YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT

RULE 34 I hate you

LUCKY BASTARD

POOR DOG I'd better go look for it's owner

YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS to guess which one is a millionaire

DIVERSITY Holding an Austrian gun while wearing Italian boots

GOOD BOY you deserve a reward

IF THAT'S WHERE SHE KEEPS HER BEER COLD Not sure you really want to be with her.

DAT ASS is really trying to make Ed hardy tolerable

OH LOOK! these are big fries!

GOOGLE They know you use the Internet only to search boobs

EENY MEENY MINEY... Whoah.

CAPTION SAYS IT'S WRONG but my boner says it's right

SLICK MONKEY is mocking you.