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LIGHT CYCLE POOR MAN'S EDITION

LIKE A BOSS

WISHES make them wisely

WALK IT OFF, KID. you were never going to have sex anyway.

MORMONS Can get to the moon on a bike, but don't know how magnets work.

ARE YOU KIDDING? it's horrible

HATERS GONNA HATE

ECCENTRIC money and ideas is all you need if you take away the money all you have is an idiot

MAN CARD now he will never get his

INGENUITY Because there's always a place to put your bicycle

MEANWHILE IN GERMANY...

NINJA BIKE