big bang theory

TRULY DEMOTIVATIONAL bazinga!

ACTUALLY THAT'S... you know what? Nevermind.

MEANWHILE in a parallel universe

DR. SHELDON COOPER the guy is one lab accident away from being a supervillain

SHELDON COOPER The only intelligent person to have been produced by Texas

STILL a better love story than twilight

BALD-ZZINGA!

IN WHAT UNIVERSE... is there an exception to Rule 34

HOW DO I ENTENDRE? ionic bonds do not for molecules, and metaphorically, an ionic bond would be cutting off your no-no tube and keeping it.

THE EXEMPTION FROM RULE 34 Sheldon reproduces through mitosis