bed

SWEET DREAMS see you in the morning

THE KINDLE the early years

WRONG! your argument is invalid.

ALCOHOL BLACKOUTS you are going to need them after this night

KAMA SUTRA SHEETS not as cool when they're on your mom's bed

THIS GUY does not have a girlfriend

PANTS the dog is wearing them.

THE EGG came first

WHY TRY HARDER when you tell him he's great in bed?

RULE 34 Noooooooooooooooo.....

YOU KNOW YOU DRANK TOO MUCH When you wake up beside Sarah Jessica Parker

GANGSTER it's when your bed has a moat