WELL BILLY... welcome to your first night in a big boy's bed. you wer getting to old for toy story anyways, nighty night.
PANTS the dog is wearing them.
THE SANDMAN had better watch out
SWEET DREAMS see you in the morning
GHOST BED the scariest ghost of them all
THE KINDLE the early years
ALCOHOL BLACKOUTS you are going to need them after this night
GANGSTER it's when your bed has a moat
THE BED is too god damn small
OF COURSE there is not a monster under your bed. now go to sleep
THIS GUY does not have a girlfriend
THIS IS WHERE we play 1-player, in reality
