bed

THE EGG came first

KAMA SUTRA SHEETS not as cool when they're on your mom's bed

YOU KNOW YOU DRANK TOO MUCH When you wake up beside Sarah Jessica Parker

THIS GUY does not have a girlfriend

THE BED is too god damn small

RULE 34 Noooooooooooooooo.....

THE KINDLE the early years

OF COURSE there is not a monster under your bed. now go to sleep

BETWEEN THE SHEETS not really what I meant

SWEET DREAMS see you in the morning