bed

THE SANDMAN had better watch out

THIS IS WHERE we play 1-player, in reality

RULE 34 Noooooooooooooooo.....

PANTS the dog is wearing them.

THE KINDLE the early years

SWEET DREAMS see you in the morning

THE BED is too god damn small

BETWEEN THE SHEETS not really what I meant

WHY TRY HARDER when you tell him he's great in bed?

WRONG! your argument is invalid.

KAMA SUTRA SHEETS not as cool when they're on your mom's bed

STOP IT NOW or you're both going to bed without supper

YOU KNOW YOU DRANK TOO MUCH When you wake up beside Sarah Jessica Parker