beard

NOT IN ARKANSAS

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' they hatin'

BIRTH CONTROL PILLS the early versions had a few side-effects

DRAGON AGE not just for geeks

HE is probably the CEO of Firefox

ALBUS DUMBLEDORE Blending in with Muggles is a piece of cake

UTILITY BEARD considerably more useful than 90% of people

DR. STEEL FOR WORLD EMPEROR because really, just look at that beard.

BEARDS no longer hair

MY BEARD FREEZES TIME Your argument is invalid