YOU TRY THIS! I bet she'll kick your ass
I SAID move it along, God dammit
INAPPROPRIATE Who wears socks to the beach?
SOMETIMES Women can be ridiculously flat chested.
DOUCHEBAGS, meet your father.
FARTING Don't do it on sand.
NUDIST BEACH No Fat Chicks
MOSSAD Now using sharks to kill people and ruin tourism in hostile nations.
CHARLIE SHEEN he likes long walks on the beach
THIS MAN He must be very, very rich.
THOSE AREN'T PIRATES And that song sucks.