baseball

YOU MISSED

CONTORTIONISTS will NEVER throw their arms out

DODGING Neo did it cooler. Much cooler

STRIKE 2 No more balls and walks are now out of the question

PRAYING It ain't gonna save your nuts dude.

THE FORCE It is strong with this one.

AERIAL TEABAGGERS coming at you when you least expect them

HOLD MY D**K Marshawn Lynch, the early years,

PLEASURE sometimes requires a good old fashioned bat

IT'S MINE! my own, my precious

BRIAN'S BIRTHDAY It would seem he likes a little something more than just the Red Sox.

TOUCHED by an angel