bad idea

IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED? then skydiving is not for you

COMMON SENSE your GPS is not equipped with it.

NINJA CAMERA it watches you without you knowing

CALL DIBS wet bed,

YOU KNOW IT'S BAD When an adult film star says she has never seen anyone "able to take in some much at once."

MOLESTING ALLIGATORS they actually had to make a poster to stop people from doing it.

SURFING you're doing it wrong.

LITTLE KIDS they can now play in the sandbox while you run your errands

HURRY grab the tinfoil, ace bandages and the hatchet. I have a stupid idea for a picture.

STOP! STOP! STOP!