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breaking up with that girl

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING she might scratch the paint.

DON'T PICK UP my balloons

WELL THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM

CONGRATULATIONS good guy greg just forced socially awkward penguin into social interaction

GRIND THIS challenge accepted

HITCHHIKERS the next time you see the grim reaper, thumbing it by the side of the road, you might want to think twice about letting him ride shotgun

DOESN'T MATTER, HAD SE- ... nevermind

WHEELCHAIR ACCESSIBLE because everyone should be able to get down stairs

CALL DIBS wet bed,

PARENTING FAIL bring your kid to work day sucks

WON'T EAT CERTAIN BRANDS OF DOG FOOD eats own poop and licks your baby anyway

SCARS are like tattoos, but with better stories

SPARTAN SUICIDE