awesome

YOUR BABY Is ready for the zombie invasion

HEAVY METAL just got heavier

IT'S THE THOUGHT that counts

MORE LIKE I beat the hell out of anorexia

BICYCLE lvl: asian

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A BEAR oh yeah, I would!

INEVITABILITY sometimes you can't help but be the lone cobra that shows up at a mongoose convention

FIGHT CUB I want you to hit me as hard as you can!

INSERT MISLEADING COMMENT CONCLUDE WITH SEXIST JOKE

MIDGET A-TEAM I love it when a plan....falls short

THANK GOD It's Friday