astronaut

NOT that I have a choice anyway

ASTRONAUT TRAINING you're doing it right.

THE MOON possibly the best place to be drunk

ALSO the Wright Brothers

THERE was no candy

HELL YEAH!!! it doesn't get more American than this!!!

WHAT the heck does abe lincoln have to do with this

CAPTAIN KIRK even he didn't get this lucky

THEY SAY NO-ONE CAN HEAR YOU IN SPACE maybe it's just because they chose to ignore you.