astronaut

THEY SAY NO-ONE CAN HEAR YOU IN SPACE maybe it's just because they chose to ignore you.

ALSO the Wright Brothers

DOESN'T MATTER had sex

ASTRONAUT TRAINING you're doing it right.

NOT that I have a choice anyway

OCCUPY the moon

WHAT the heck does abe lincoln have to do with this

THE MOON possibly the best place to be drunk

THERE was no candy

HELL YEAH!!! it doesn't get more American than this!!!

CAPTAIN KIRK even he didn't get this lucky

WHY.... is his visor, up?