arnold schwartzenegger

MEANWHILE at the special screening of the new total recall movie

I NEED your shirt, your shorts and your bike

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER is now Will Ferrel

CONAN THE BARBARIAN he's changed his political office, but old habits die hard.

INSULT TO INJURY you're reading this in my voice. Ha ha ha ha!

SKYNET it's inevitable

HAAA! you are poor

I'LL BE BACK you won't

WELKAM TU KALIFORNIA

AND ALMOST ALL were bruce willis movies