arnold schwartzenegger

I NEED your shirt, your shorts and your bike

WELKAM TU KALIFORNIA

MEANWHILE at the special screening of the new total recall movie

HAAA! you are poor

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER is now Will Ferrel

CONAN THE BARBARIAN he's changed his political office, but old habits die hard.

I'LL BE BACK you won't

SKYNET it's inevitable

AND ALMOST ALL were bruce willis movies

INSULT TO INJURY you're reading this in my voice. Ha ha ha ha!