argument

HOUSE TELLING YOU TO BE HAPPY your argument is invalid.

SHARKTOPUS you argument is invalid

CHROME DELOREAN your argument has never been so invalid

WHICH renders your argument invalid

AN ASSAULT RIFLE BOW THAT FIRES SWORDS your argument is invalid

YOUR ARGUMENT is in fact very tasty,

ACTUALLY humans evolved from apes, not monkeys, and the reason there's still apes is that modern apes and humans has a common ancestor, which is now extinct, and the two other groups evolved from that common ancestor in different ways. Oh, and technically, humans actually are apes.

YOUR ARGUMENT never has or will be more invalid