apes

BOOBS They intrigue all.

I DON'T CARE WHICH SIDE OF THE BARS I'M ON as long as they're on the other side

ACTUALLY humans evolved from apes, not monkeys, and the reason there's still apes is that modern apes and humans has a common ancestor, which is now extinct, and the two other groups evolved from that common ancestor in different ways. Oh, and technically, humans actually are apes.

IGNORE THEM They are all jealous that I'm not their mother.

PATIENCE I SAID you can play LATER

IS THAT BETTER?