apes

IGNORE THEM They are all jealous that I'm not their mother.

ACTUALLY humans evolved from apes, not monkeys, and the reason there's still apes is that modern apes and humans has a common ancestor, which is now extinct, and the two other groups evolved from that common ancestor in different ways. Oh, and technically, humans actually are apes.

BOOBS They intrigue all.

PATIENCE I SAID you can play LATER

I DON'T CARE WHICH SIDE OF THE BARS I'M ON as long as they're on the other side

IS THAT BETTER?